Just parked up whilst Amy does her athletics stuff and this joker pulls up.
Cockpunch for his shite parking attempt, and another for trying to be funny with his green âThe Mystery Machineâ and extra bonus cockpunch for the âNo scooby snacks left in this van overnightâ.
Please take a run-up before delivering that one.
There must be a âPowered by Fairy Dustâ sticker somewhere on it as well 
So egregious it ended up on the YPLAC feed on Xitter.
This f.c. thinks itâs fine to partially block my work exit and prevent us from safely exiting as we canât see anything coming down the road. This happens most days and Iâm not allowed to smash the shit out of every car that does it. I really wish I could.
Surely thatâs illegally parked?
Get a clamp
Club together with neighbours for a bulk bag of manure right up against the front bumper so they canât get out?
Iâd stick a friendly note under the wipers and if they carry on doing it accidentally back a fork lift into it one day.
Thereâs a coachworks next to us that sometimes stick an A4 notice on the windscreens of the offenders. Some days both sides of the exit have cars parked like this. Our directors have tried having yellow lines put there, but apparently no one official wants to bother with it.
It must be National BMW Driver letâs show everyone what a cunt you are day!
Had my fill of the fuckers after this morning!
An A 4 notice stuck right in front of the driver position with a difficult to remove adhesive?
Yeah, so you have to use your fingernails and the bits only come off in little quarter inch pieces 
Thatâs the one!
You have some experience then Jim? 
Looking at the green cabinet (and the notice thereon), itâd be a shame if someone were to report an electricity/telecoms/whatever purpose it serves supply problem and emergency access was needed 
Fuck me, just let the cunts tyres down, all of them.
