My first effort parking the BMW at the golf club. I think with work I could get all 3 bays. Cunt training has begun.
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golf club + bmw = advanced cunt training
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No hazard lights. M’eh.
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Is the alarm sounding off every 5 minutes?
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Honestly if, you play golf, you’re 99% there!
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If they’re that senile, they probably shouldn’t be driving, so all’s well that ends well.
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They found it in a car park 900m from the hospital.
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If only they could remember where they put the car keys…
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Or the wheel locking nut key…
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This would be properly parked in Liverpool. 
Only an issue if somebody on a mobility scooter t-bones your motor, or if a mother gets blood on your paintwork when a HGV squashes her pram. Pedestrians and the obese/aged/disabled are so thoughtless about their use of the pavement.
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perhaps they caught sight of themselves and abandoned it to puke in the bushes?
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This carpark is never full regardless of time. There were hundreds of spaces available this monring.
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Perhaps it was the Oakeshott creature not being able to find a space right next to the doors?
It was still there at 3pm when I returned (from that London). Someone had left a note under the wiper, “Clearly not a space, you’ve forced a pram into the road”
I’d love to know the driver’s thought process and reasoning, I dare say it would have required reversing to line the car up. Swinging in forwards would have caused the back offside wheel to drop off the kerb.