My first effort parking the BMW at the golf club. I think with work I could get all 3 bays. Cunt training has begun.
golf club + bmw = advanced cunt training
No hazard lights. Mâeh.
Is the alarm sounding off every 5 minutes?
Honestly if, you play golf, youâre 99% there!
If theyâre that senile, they probably shouldnât be driving, so allâs well that ends well.
They found it in a car park 900m from the hospital.
If only they could remember where they put the car keysâŚ
Or the wheel locking nut keyâŚ
This would be properly parked in Liverpool.
Only an issue if somebody on a mobility scooter t-bones your motor, or if a mother gets blood on your paintwork when a HGV squashes her pram. Pedestrians and the obese/aged/disabled are so thoughtless about their use of the pavement.
perhaps they caught sight of themselves and abandoned it to puke in the bushes?
This carpark is never full regardless of time. There were hundreds of spaces available this monring.
Perhaps it was the Oakeshott creature not being able to find a space right next to the doors?
It was still there at 3pm when I returned (from that London). Someone had left a note under the wiper, âClearly not a space, youâve forced a pram into the roadâ
Iâd love to know the driverâs thought process and reasoning, I dare say it would have required reversing to line the car up. Swinging in forwards would have caused the back offside wheel to drop off the kerb.