Park like a cunt (and other driving fuckwittery)


#463

My first effort parking the BMW at the golf club. I think with work I could get all 3 bays. Cunt training has begun.


#464

golf club + bmw = advanced cunt training


#465

No hazard lights. M’eh.


#466

Is the alarm sounding off every 5 minutes?


#467

Honestly if, you play golf, you’re 99% there!


#468


#469

#470

If they’re that senile, they probably shouldn’t be driving, so all’s well that ends well.


#471

They found it in a car park 900m from the hospital.


#472

If only they could remember where they put the car keys…


#473

Or the wheel locking nut key…


#474

Just two spaces left in the bank car park when this cunt rolled up a minute or two after me.


#475


#476

This would be properly parked in Liverpool. :+1:

Only an issue if somebody on a mobility scooter t-bones your motor, or if a mother gets blood on your paintwork when a HGV squashes her pram. Pedestrians and the obese/aged/disabled are so thoughtless about their use of the pavement.

:angry:


#477

Bentley (on Monte Carlo plates, of course) parked like a cunt.


#478

perhaps they caught sight of themselves and abandoned it to puke in the bushes?


#479

Could be an expensive 3rd party claim.


#480

This carpark is never full regardless of time. There were hundreds of spaces available this monring.


#481

Perhaps it was the Oakeshott creature not being able to find a space right next to the doors?


#482

It was still there at 3pm when I returned (from that London). Someone had left a note under the wiper, “Clearly not a space, you’ve forced a pram into the road”

I’d love to know the driver’s thought process and reasoning, I dare say it would have required reversing to line the car up. Swinging in forwards would have caused the back offside wheel to drop off the kerb.