Park like a cunt (and other driving fuckwittery)


#483

Desperate to catch a particular train and not able to walk quickly enough to make it from a more remote part of the car park ? That’d only make sense if the available spaces were a very long way from the platform entrance though.

I confess that when I used to bike from work to Oxford station I could sometimes see my train pulling in as I was still cycling towards the bike rack. I chucked the bike anywhere in the rack, sprinted under the tunnel (remember that ?) and more than once jumped onto a moving train. I wasn’t proud of it, but needs must …

VB


#484

I’d like to think you’re correct. However I arrived at 7.05am, and parked normally less than 20 meters away from that car.

Perhaps it was there overnight, maybe.


#485

#486

Someone did this



to our office on Friday. Old bloke getting his pedals mixed up, apparently…

Although I hope work isn’t insured with Admiral, as they would probably claim it was the building’s fault.


#487

Parked on t’Ilkley Moor allegedly. Anyway, happy Yorkshire Day.


#488


#489

Not a bad effort.


#490

This was a pretty shocking effort this morning on my way to work…


#491

Is there a BMW so badly parked that the trunk fainted?


#492

I think the BMW is underneath the Truck :slight_smile:


#493


#494

What is wrong with some people. Can’t they read?


#495

#496

Coco on holidays again :roll_eyes:


#497

:tired_face:


#498

Isolation spikes on the truck.


#499

Boadicea Transport Co?


#500

Scrotum enhancers, look at the size of my nuts.


#501

This is meant to be the shit joke thread, not the ‘boring shit I took a crappy photo of,’ thread.


#502

https://audioabattoir.com/t/park-like-a-cunt-and-other-driving-fuckwittery/