To ashes?
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Not in my neck of the woods you wonât
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Will you spanners stop tweaking his nut.
Clearly a job for special branch.
You woodnât dare
Youâre barking up the wrong tree if you think we will bough to threats like that.
Is that bloke having a wee under the car?
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No
Not strictly parking but one of the numpties who parks on the pavement by the school my lad goes to called me over today - here we go I thought, Iâve âaccidentallyâ brushed her wing mirror in the past and sheâs worked up the flange to have a go about it or something.
No, turns out she canât start her car and would I help. The urge to laugh and walk off marveling at the ways of karma was strong but I had my lad with me and so was bound to try to set a good example.
I ask her whatâs wrong and she says itâs dead. I ask her if itâs making a clicking sound when she turns the key as my immediate suspicion is that sheâs been sat there with a/c, music and headlights all running without the engine on and fucked the battery but no she replies with âeven the key wonât turnâ.
Bingo. We have a winner. An acute case of steering lockitis.
One wrench of the wheel while twisting the key and sheâs off. Thatâs my good deed for the day done. I guess Iâll have to hand in my cunt card.
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Pussy.
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Giving her the bird would have also taught your son a moral lesson
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Oh look. Itâs an Audi. And a cuntvertible at that.
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the traditional 4 rings and a ringpiece
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Caravan Cuntishness:
Amazing that there are no reports of death or injury. Footage is feckinâ frightening.
WTF!