Not in my neck of the woods you won’t
Will you spanners stop tweaking his nut.
Clearly a job for special branch.
You woodn’t dare
You’re barking up the wrong tree if you think we will bough to threats like that.
Is that bloke having a wee under the car?
Not strictly parking but one of the numpties who parks on the pavement by the school my lad goes to called me over today - here we go I thought, I’ve “accidentally” brushed her wing mirror in the past and she’s worked up the flange to have a go about it or something.
No, turns out she can’t start her car and would I help. The urge to laugh and walk off marveling at the ways of karma was strong but I had my lad with me and so was bound to try to set a good example.
I ask her what’s wrong and she says it’s dead. I ask her if it’s making a clicking sound when she turns the key as my immediate suspicion is that she’s been sat there with a/c, music and headlights all running without the engine on and fucked the battery but no she replies with ‘even the key won’t turn’.
Bingo. We have a winner. An acute case of steering lockitis.
One wrench of the wheel while twisting the key and she’s off. That’s my good deed for the day done. I guess I’ll have to hand in my cunt card.
Giving her the bird would have also taught your son a moral lesson
Oh look. It’s an Audi. And a cuntvertible at that.
the traditional 4 rings and a ringpiece
Amazing that there are no reports of death or injury. Footage is feckin’ frightening.