Park like a cunt (and other driving fuckwittery)


#545

To ashes?


#546

Not in my neck of the woods you won’t


#547

Will you spanners stop tweaking his nut.


#548

Clearly a job for special branch.


#549

You woodn’t dare


#550

You’re barking up the wrong tree if you think we will bough to threats like that.


#551

Some great parking at the school run today…


#552

Is that bloke having a wee under the car?


#553

No


#554

Not strictly parking but one of the numpties who parks on the pavement by the school my lad goes to called me over today - here we go I thought, I’ve “accidentally” brushed her wing mirror in the past and she’s worked up the flange to have a go about it or something.
No, turns out she can’t start her car and would I help. The urge to laugh and walk off marveling at the ways of karma was strong but I had my lad with me and so was bound to try to set a good example.
I ask her what’s wrong and she says it’s dead. I ask her if it’s making a clicking sound when she turns the key as my immediate suspicion is that she’s been sat there with a/c, music and headlights all running without the engine on and fucked the battery but no she replies with ‘even the key won’t turn’.
Bingo. We have a winner. An acute case of steering lockitis.
One wrench of the wheel while twisting the key and she’s off. That’s my good deed for the day done. I guess I’ll have to hand in my cunt card.


#555

Pussy.


#556

Giving her the bird would have also taught your son a moral lesson


#557

New photo by B 2T


#558

Oh look. It’s an Audi. And a cuntvertible at that.


#559

the traditional 4 rings and a ringpiece


#560


#561

Boys in blue taking “plain clothes” a bit too far?


#562


#563

Caravan Cuntishness:

Amazing that there are no reports of death or injury. Footage is feckin’ frightening.


#564

WTF!