Park like a cunt (and other driving fuckwittery)


#665

Hmmm… :face_with_raised_eyebrow:


#666


#667

This cunt at the cinema


#668

Perhaps this c**t?


#669

Shit he’s in the seat in front


#670

:rofl: An accident with ice cream upcoming?


#671

I hope you’re not stood next to your car on the grass :rofl:


#672

image


#673

must be an ex 911 owner, seen many of those parked like that


#674

I like the way the penis extension has been painted a metalic shade of helmet purple before being ploughed into a ditch (:confounded:).


#675

That’s a wrap (in more than one way! :wink:)


#676

That’s one of the more tasteful Lambo colours.


#677

Urban camouflage is the best one I’ve seen.


#678


#679

Why would you brake when approaching a roundabout?


#680

A successful landing is one you can walk away from. A good landing is one where you can use the aircraft again afterwards.

VB


#681

The fundamental law of airline travel:

Number of successful takeoffs = Number of successful landings.

Breach of the strong equality is almost always bad news.


#682

To be prepared for the inevitable bell-end who’s coming round it but not indicating.


#683

Because I’m doing 90 and fancy going round it rather than over it?


#684

Wuss. :joy: