Park like a cunt (and other driving fuckwittery)

Hmmm… :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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This cunt at the cinema

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Perhaps this c**t?

Shit he’s in the seat in front

:rofl: An accident with ice cream upcoming?

I hope you’re not stood next to your car on the grass :rofl:

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must be an ex 911 owner, seen many of those parked like that

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I like the way the penis extension has been painted a metalic shade of helmet purple before being ploughed into a ditch (:confounded:).

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That’s a wrap (in more than one way! :wink:)

That’s one of the more tasteful Lambo colours.

Urban camouflage is the best one I’ve seen.

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Why would you brake when approaching a roundabout?

A successful landing is one you can walk away from. A good landing is one where you can use the aircraft again afterwards.

VB

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The fundamental law of airline travel:

Number of successful takeoffs = Number of successful landings.

Breach of the strong equality is almost always bad news.

To be prepared for the inevitable bell-end who’s coming round it but not indicating.

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Because I’m doing 90 and fancy going round it rather than over it?

Wuss. :joy: