Park like a cunt (and other driving fuckwittery)

A drift of porkers

Oops :smiley:

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Distracted by the Astra no doubt.

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Broken Boeings… boo hoo hoo.

Unfortunately, as always, no doubt the poor plebs will get sacked and the execs who were the real cause will get away with it.

Guess where my car was parked earlier, luckily the neighbours just laughed.

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Is that on the window of your car?

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Yes, it keeps cunts like you away. We should have one for the forum.

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No use of “please”, so if I encountered that I’d squeeze up as close as possible.

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Not a fan of self-deprecating humour?

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A friend of ours had a similar accident in 1994 near Thame. She fractured her back and spent months in Stoke Mandeville Hospital. Her husband walked away without a scratch. The car was absolutely demolished.

A canoe flew off the roof of a car and went straight over the roof of my uncle’s car that was travelling behind, this was on the M5 by WSM.

I saw the police dragging a RIB off lane 1 of the M5 a couple of weeks ago. There was no sign of the towing vehicle :roll_eyes:

Not securing a load properly is a very serious offence. Of course, they don’t prosecute anyone these days.

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As is towing at 80mph, same none action as never see motorway police, the cameras get the revenue they used to collect

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There are a lot of unmarked police cars in the West Midlands/West Mercia areas especially on the M5/M6.

Still never seen excessive speed towing (which is very dangerous as most people would not have the skills to correct) causing a ‘stop’ and I used to do many, many motorway miles when working

I once saw a car gradually losing control of a caravan which began swinging from side to side at ever increasing amplitude until it exploded into a cloud of plywood & plastic. That was on the main motorway back up from the South of France & must’ve been terrifying for the car driver. It was exciting enough for us watching from behind.