Pick me an awful car

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Fuck me, last weekend it was exactly the opposite:

“Go on get it”
“You know you want it”
“Why wait, buy it now”
“Have you sent a deposit yet?”

etc etc…

:rofl::rofl:

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Was being chauffeured about in a Volvo X 90 with adaptive cruise this evening. Blimey that’s alarming :grinning:

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The Mazda system is much the same. It fucks with my head :astonished:

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You are wise beyond your years sir.

Congratulations on buying a meme. :grinning:

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Drove it home today. Am :heart_eyes::smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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Told you. Picture of car by Radio Norwich sign is required.

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Was it this one?

More helpful advice from @coco.

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what drive 100 mile down a m-way and never touch a pedal. roll on auto drivers (like shit)

I want a really badly taken photograph of the barge/weapon/bus/missile/car with @edd9000 posing disapprovingly at the side of it.

I wonder if we can make a new meme. Make sure I’m around when you next visit @coco and I’ll video him spontaneously projectile vomiting onto it as you drive past.

Waste of a Turan.

Do it before, then it’s just bile

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According to the brochure it has water repellant glass, wonder if that works on bile.

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Favourite useless feature: Soft close doors that never work as the door is so heavy it fully closes with the slightest of pushes.

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You surprise me with your choice Ed I thought you wanted something ‘out there’ but you settled on a Masonic golfist car.

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I wanted something fast, which the wife scuppered, or huge.

Huge and cheap won. Now I want a Toyota Century.

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That’s a wonderful thing that is, studying that picture does it have a real wood plastic look steering wheel? :heart_eyes: