Pick me an awful car


#262

Perfect for driving down to the Post Office and picking up your pension.

You’ve arrived son.


#263

Huge and fast works for me :smiley:


#264

You describing your car or your lunch? :face_with_monocle:


#265

You are not fast Jim.


#266

That’s his tinder profile


#267

Fxt


#268

When they are 5 grand I’m there.


#269

You’ll be too old by then…oh hang on :laughing:


#270

#271

Yes. Real wood crafted by Yamaha pianos to look fake.


#272

Sorry to see some hoodlum has put tipex all over your number plate Edd. They ought to bring back national service I reckon…


#273

Good man I’ve owned a fair few of the cars mentioned.
The Peugeot 40x’s are rolling disaster areas like anything French. The Mitsubishi GTO/3k is an amazing bit of kit but will ruin you when it inevitably goes wrong and is a tad heavy.
The ls430 is a great choice, fast, comfy, and does 35 mpg on a run you know.

Personally I’d have cunt punched the Mrs, bought the porker and told her she’ll have to drive herself if the 3 of you want to go anywhere together. But that’s just me.


#274

Ah I wasn’t that bothered, I will probably still buy a Boxster anyway.


#275

Have you had fun playing “spot the buttons shared with a Toyota Avensis” yet?

:wink:


#276

The window buttons are from the Yaris.


#277

Makes a good Turan Taxi.

I however do not make such a good taxi driver, apparently.


#278

Did the activated charcoal seat fart filters work?


#279

It was the part where we bounced round a 15mph corner at about 40!


#280

No VSC light, no problem.


#281

that sounds normal for a taxi round here