His son lives in our village.
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No, if I did it it would actually match. 
Check the central ‘seam’ above and below the red reflector thing. One side it doesn’t quite match and the other it directly mis-matches. Makes me feel uncomfortable just thinking about it! 
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It matches, it’s just how the light hits it with the weave. They even matched the door seams etc.
Are you blind?
No but I looked at lots and lots of photos of it.
They don’t match!!
Matching? Non
Ignore them Edd, perfectionist cunts…
The guy that orders tasteless carbon fibre Porsches is exactly the guy I make clothes for. If he ordered a coat with a flashy, bold fabric that mis-matched like that down the centre back, he’d have every right to complain. I’d expect that car to be to order and for them to get complaints about that mis-matching carbon. People paying top money for things want them perfect.
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Yeah, I know, I wuz just being a twat, as usual 
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I want a carbon Porsche 
You have a metal one & a Lego one. Isn’t that enough?
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No way.
(I have two lego ones now, lol)
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I want the playmobile one.
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Somewhere I have two of these.
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Surely somebody must be able to craft one out of sausage meat ?
That would be a real Porker !
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