Must have been, if you parking @coco’s X5 was anything to go by 
If he was parking ‘my’ X5 the he definitely parked his arse in the wrong car. 
X3 then. Details, details.
No, it’s an important detail. If one drives an X3, he is merely a cunt. An X5 driver though is a much worser cunt.
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Surely a X3 driver is just a cunt with less money.
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I think it probably just boils down to pick your degree of cunt.
Just booked pork in for a major service. 
need to start saving.
You have probably got 8-12 weeks while they wait for the parts to come in.
…and if he cuts down his Turan visits by say 50%, he’ll easily have saved enough for the major service in that time…
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This is true. 
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Turan>Pork
I’m starting a GoFundMe page for Pete. Bloke should be able to have curry & a Porsche in this day & age. Not asking too much.
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Is @Wayward making the parts or something? Hand crafted oil filters using the finest Italian silk?
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Entirely reasonable
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And a motorbike.
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And an expensive stereo mono.
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And regular trips to point and laugh (Munich) and join in (ETF) with much pork.
Any thoughts on the E-Hybrid Panamera?
circa. 2014/15 version.
I know the mpg claims will be a joke, but it could be a good tax wheeze.
I’m more interested to know if the 3.0 engine sound is decent etc.
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91 mpg claimed…
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