All he’d have to do is not show up…
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Turned up, made a star brighter, sat down surrounded by girls.
Honestly, kids these days have it handed to them.
I would have given my eye teeth at that age (if I had any), for a role that I could get, what was left of, my milk teeth into.
Bloody amateurs.
Well, someone needs to take over when Morgan Freeman stops hogging all the roles.
Hopefully he won’t allow this stardom to affect him and develop a taste for diabolical footwear. See Sir David O’Chelsea to see the affectations of success.
At least I’m able to keep it low key and not bang on about it.
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Let’s see if his performance is still talked about, in hushed tones, strangely, 40 years later like my Twanky. The smell of the greaspaint is difficult to shift.
Such modesty from the man famous for putting the wank into Widow Twanky.
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I’ll wank you right to the bottom of the stairs. 
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We’ll, you get my drift.
Not literally obvs.
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Oooooh promises, promises…I’ll tread gingerly from now on…
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Lord Ham if you don’t mind.
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Do you think that being a ginga limited your choice of roles? 
That’s an impressive list of qualifications, especially the lapsed Royal Marine 
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Lol, don’t think many Marines do midwifery
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Planned midwifery anyway 
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Eldest Grandson getting his bronze award for DoE last year he passed his silver one this year but wouldn’t have pic taken …14 years old then 6 ft 2”
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And his sister isn’t too short either