Skillz. You look good
Will you be appearing on Drag Race soon Jim?
Hired !
I like to channel my LGBT+ at the weekends
Is that your trouser size? Lardy Guy Big Trousers +
Amazing what is under that beard
Sam’s 17 today!
Gave him his first driving lesson and no one died .
Much cake was eaten in celebration.
Happy birthday Sam.
He appears to be shitting bricks sat in the car!
Cake is impressive work though
FoL#2 Lauren mentioned she’d quite like to get an apprenticeship in some kind of mechanical engineering or maintenance type thing, as the F1 apprenticeship didn’t materialise (tbf, she sort of fell out of love with the whole design aspect during her A level, so not a bad thing).
So I got her some work experience with my mate who has a heavy plant servicing business:
She absolutely loved it and even got paid!
Diggers are cool as
She actually drove it and dug a hole! Well jealous!
Sam played his first ‘gig’ with the Pleasely Colliery Welfare Band last night for the Retford Festival of Remembrance. He did them proud.
Proud husband whatever. Every Thursday she’s out on the pull and Sunday morning too, she loves it - no religion involved.
Coalbrookdale & Broseley Bellringers
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Congratulations to Jan on obtaining her Level 3 Advanced Call Changes Certificate
Ava was home from posh school at the weekend. She comes out with all manner of stuff I imagine is picked up from rubbing shoulders with heiress types, trying to be outrageous. Might not be actually, but whatever!
This weekend’s standout was; “Mum, did you ever peg dad with a strap-on?!”
Mum was suitably outraged but I narrowed my eyes and started to ask her how much of this she had imagined. My face? Mums face? What were we saying to each other? Etc, etc. At every opportunity I have been investigating this, relentlessly.
This morning over breakfast, she was biting into a bit of toast and I asked her if she had considered how it would smell. She gave me this utterly disgusted look, and said with a groan, " look, I only meant it as a little joke, ok?!"
WTAF?! Credit to you for Dealing!
Whatever descriptor we use for children, I do feel that with the porn genie forever rabidly out of it bottle and running amok, we need to stop calling the little buggers “innocent”, viz this AM’s headlines -
I actually pity them, too much knowledge at too early an age is a tragic thing.
Have you watched Saltburn yet?