I always though that was out of ‘Mad’, but turns-out it was ‘Village Voice’ …
Fuck motivational memes. ‘Dinosaurs love me, then I bust out’ - is all a man needs to know.
Wisdom.
Show me a man who doesn’t love dinosaurs and I’ll show you A Wrong’un!
Everyone loves dinosaurs.
And they love us right back.
Let us RAWR! brethren!
I always thought that my favourite dinosaur was Dimetrodon. I even found a small plastic toy Dimetrodon at Bristol Museum when I was 7 or 8. Imagine my horror when I later discovered that Dimetrodon IS NOT A DINOSAUR and is closer to mammals than reptiles.
Crushing disappointment.
Still my favourite though.
Dimetrodon is an honorary dinosaur by dint of being BAD ASS.
Motherfucking sail-for-a-spine FTW!
Dinosaurs are just fucking awesome.
Period.
Pedantic arguments about what qualifies as a dinosaur are tragically sad. If it looks like a dinosaur, it is a dinosaur.
Everyone knows this. Except idiots.
Word !
In fairness, some of the dinosaurs that have (officially) survived to the present day are a bit pathetic by the standards of awesomeness set by the proper scary dinosaurs.
Ask Attenborough, he knows everything.
Late Jurassic for me. Stegosaurus.
Stegosaurus was a pussy.
Utahraptor is the man. End.
A raptor from Utah?
I’m not convinced.
Be convinced, be very convinced. Wicked bastards they are.
Were
I hope they know that.
OK.
I assume it’s still OK to put things other than spring rolls up the back passage?
Asking for a friend.
I googled for some reviews.
It seems nobody has ever reviewed this.
Google is a bit shit.