Shit you just learned (probably from the internet.)

Just need to give them ten minutes on a wire rack to cool. Never had an issue.

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My guess is that heat isn’t the issue.

Probably the beansprouts or summat.

I get it though. If you want to put beansprouts up your arse, a spring roll is the ideal vehicle

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I have grudging respect for Steggie - he got it right pretty much from the end of the Triassic and then just kept Steggie-ing it up on Steggie-boulevard while all the others came and went right-up until the asteroid impact - that is not a pussy move :ok_hand:


Definitely the beansprouts - if they set-seed you can end up looking like you’re a man who doesn’t know how to carry a bouquet. :-1:

The internet is still alive and well…

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No-one’s earned a Gaga in a while :+1:

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Chuck Berry was buried with a red Gibson ES355 in the coffin.

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That some aspects of being a Sea Cucumber are worse than others.

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I mean, wow, just Wow ! What an existence, fighting to live up the arse of a Sea Cucumber. Nearly as bad as being a Reform MP.

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and for anyone thinking of going to Mexico or southern USA

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Could they do this with Maga clutists?

“ramp up breeding and distribution of adult males – sterilizing them with radiation before releasing them.”

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and then drop them out of aeroplanes

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Bit strong but humane

Having pointed out to them that yes, the world is indeed round.

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Drop them from a sufficient height for the curvature to be apparent.

Never knew Selfridges has had 3 cinemas since 2019.
Saying that,I don’t live in London,and haven’t been in there since the 90s

That there is a US food company called NewlyWeds who will sell you ‘BBQ Rub’ in 25kg bags

The mind boggles.

Pop! goes the bubble

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