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Did you grow it to cover all the scars? 
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Smooooooth. Had a lovely shave with L’Occitane Cade shaving soap, bowl lathered, and I used a Feather blade. Resulted in a BBS finish, and I treated myself to a spritz of Acqua Di Parma Oud to finish off.
Lush.
Tart 
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Absofuckinglutely.
Amazing what a nice shave can bring you…
Mrs Slocombe would be bang on trend these days. I wonder if she ever shaved her pussy?
Please…noooo….
Growler like a bearskin rug more like…
Words I never expected to read on the Abattoir.
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Onwards and upwards
It’s an amazing scent. Should be though, considering it’s £180 a bottle.
Jesus , hark at you.
We’ll have to rename the place Audio Boudoir, FFS !
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Like I actually paid that! I’ve been touring the fragrance counters, scrounging sample bottles like crazy.
But, I really, really need a bottle of this:
Utterly amazing aroma of honey and fresh tobacco, £195 for a 50ml bottle…
This posh shaving lark is a fucking rabbit hole that you can’t help diving down…
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You can if you cut yourself to feckin’ ribbons the first time you try it !
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195 quid?! Have you taken up employment in the building or plumbing trade?
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No, but you know all those birthday and Christmas cards that arrive with no money in…? 
I’m hoping to trade the BMW for a classic Astra GTE on December 26th.
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