Absofuckinglutely.
Amazing what a nice shave can bring you…
Mrs Slocombe would be bang on trend these days. I wonder if she ever shaved her pussy?
Please…noooo….
Growler like a bearskin rug more like…
Words I never expected to read on the Abattoir.
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Onwards and upwards
It’s an amazing scent. Should be though, considering it’s £180 a bottle.
Jesus , hark at you.
We’ll have to rename the place Audio Boudoir, FFS !
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Like I actually paid that! I’ve been touring the fragrance counters, scrounging sample bottles like crazy.
But, I really, really need a bottle of this:
Utterly amazing aroma of honey and fresh tobacco, £195 for a 50ml bottle…
This posh shaving lark is a fucking rabbit hole that you can’t help diving down…
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You can if you cut yourself to feckin’ ribbons the first time you try it !
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195 quid?! Have you taken up employment in the building or plumbing trade?
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No, but you know all those birthday and Christmas cards that arrive with no money in…? 
I’m hoping to trade the BMW for a classic Astra GTE on December 26th.
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If Steve only wants your Ikon just to have a matching set, I wouldn’t mind trying it to see what a properly aggressive/efficient razor is like?
Obvs if someone who didn’t get a chance first time around wants it then they should get first dibs.
You’re getting close to a proper razor!
Straight razor FTW
Slightly scary to begin with, but once mastered it’s out there on its own.
But fuck off with your after shave/EDT/EDC/smelly shite 
I have been looking at some Japanese style straight razors, just because of the craftsmanship, but they scare the shit out of me.
Something to build my skill set up to I think.
I loves the smellies though. 
Mine is French
I think!
Actually, it definitely is. Thiers Issard
Here it is
https://www.executive-shaving.co.uk/thiers-issard-open-razor-gift-set-in-imitation-ivory
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Straight razor??? Are you lot 'murcans or summat?
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Beard FTW 
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