Horse flies are bastards. I suspect one bit me on the back of the head a few weeks ago. I heard it buzzing around and first thought it might be a wasp, but the buzz is different and anyway the pain wasn’t as bad as a wasp sting. It swelled up quite impressively though and was sore for a day or two. I hope my wild flailing immediately afterwards killed it.
VB
I once got stung by a hornet on my forehead which was uncomfortable
from flagelation
I’ve still got a lump in my thigh where a horsefly bit me about 5 years ago. Nasty fuckers. I don’t normally like killing stuff I’m not going to eat, but those bastards get it every time.
Whatever floats your boat. It’s spelled flagellation though.
Proof reading is for the Dean
Little cunts, they are.
I was once stung 7 times on the head by hornets when I was 15, hurt like a bastard! They attacked me when I inadvertently disturbed their nest and had to dive head first into a lake to escape them. That wasn’t the worst part though, when I emerged from the lake a fat, topless skinhead with “made in Hull” tattooed around his belly button grabbed hold of me and proceeded to “suck the poison out” and spit it on the floor!
shouldn’t have been skinny dipping
no swallow? 
I’m glad it wasn’t that head!
Results today as the doc was on annual leave.
All results good and within normal parameters. So no diabetes, high cholesterol or any other nasties.
So that’s good.
If you’re bored with this good health lark you could maybe try developing a monstrous ketamine habit etc?
What again?
Where are drivers for your speaker?
Cats got them.
I told you you were pushing that accelerator too hard.
20 years ago in the summer 0f 99 I slipped a disc, L4. The decision at the time was to do nothing surgically. From time to time it aches a bit but never as bad as when it happened.
Two days ago I twisted to pick something up and the pain was horrendous. Still not as bad as when it happened but this is the worst it’s been.
But a visit to the Dr this morning scored some industrial strength drugs.
I’ll be high as the proverbial for a few days…
