- Pointy shoes are proof of cuntdom
- Pointy Shoes are OK
- I like em pointy enough to cut my bloomer
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Yea, they are quite pointy, I’m looking at a slightly wider last I think. I’ve dropped them an e mail to ask which is their widest, will let you know what they say.
Slight flaw in that referendum. The proof of cuntdom option would surely be an aspiration for men of meat?
Bob you are correct, I missed the word ‘total’ out.
See, referendums, tricky fucking things to get right 
cuntdom means cuntdom and all that.
Perhaps Graeme could come up with an equation to beautifully solve the “There are cunts and there are cunts” conundrum?
I am currently negotiating a pair of pointy shoes with the points removed, narrow fitting to suit my wide feet with no backstop on the heel. I don’t wish to pay a deposit and I want them made from a material I have yet to define. The cobbler is currently telling me to fuck off, but I think if I ask him again he will agree to a post delivery pricing option as well.
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Who needs porn hub?
Did you make them yourself?
They are my astro turf poop scoopers,ideal for lobbing dog crap over the neighbours fence without looking guilty
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Genius 
Semi retired, may work again if I get bored enough.
I did that in their London branch - I struggle to remember what they said though…
Beat that!
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Who needs a credit card? 
In a wood near to my home, I dug a trench with Jeffrey West’s name on it.
Come revolution, come…
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Did you buy them in Harrods Dave ?
Never!
I can imagine your mental torture, all those shoes designed to ruin a good suit
Easy tiger, there have been some absolute bad ass numbers that have been rolled out over this thread fit for the type of suit this man excels in.
Haw haw haute couture.