Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium

They sold some pointy buggers as well

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These are spectacular.

Need, or is it want…

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They should be a perfect colour match with your varicose veins and hemorrhoids…:nauseated_face:

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Looking forward to both of those as corner chair dribbling existence beckons.

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Have you not retired yet? pffft :joy:

are they Jeffrey West? me like

No you bugger, why, have you by any chance! git :slight_smile:

Yes they are. Off for a bit of a shop with my lad in Jan. They have a shop in Manc so will try some on, am hoping the Gibsons will fit. Obviously it is my son who is the shoe whore, not me.

A couple of nice Ol Sweeny’s I like as well. :slight_smile:

JW come up quite narrow - I have a pair of Gibsons (Spider) - in a moment of madness I convinced myself they fitted…but in reality they are not entirely cosy!

  • Pointy shoes are proof of cuntdom
  • Pointy Shoes are OK
  • I like em pointy enough to cut my bloomer

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Yea, they are quite pointy, I’m looking at a slightly wider last I think. I’ve dropped them an e mail to ask which is their widest, will let you know what they say.

Slight flaw in that referendum. The proof of cuntdom option would surely be an aspiration for men of meat?

Bob you are correct, I missed the word ‘total’ out.

See, referendums, tricky fucking things to get right :slight_smile:

cuntdom means cuntdom and all that.

Perhaps Graeme could come up with an equation to beautifully solve the “There are cunts and there are cunts” conundrum?

I am currently negotiating a pair of pointy shoes with the points removed, narrow fitting to suit my wide feet with no backstop on the heel. I don’t wish to pay a deposit and I want them made from a material I have yet to define. The cobbler is currently telling me to fuck off, but I think if I ask him again he will agree to a post delivery pricing option as well.

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Did you make them yourself?