Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium

you made i :rofl:

is that z mask or hat?

They sound like close kin to “Christian Science” adherents*


** adherent : noun - anything both adhesive and unpleasant that may be found on the immortal sole of your Cunty Shoe.

only if you own dogs in the vicinity of our dog shit city back passage

Didn’t care the first time, into minus figures now :+1:


Sounds like we need a cunty hat thread then :wink:

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These arrived today. :heart_eyes:


Finally - some proper footwear :ok_hand:

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Not sure about the " nightpad" at the heel


My bootmake of choice (R.M.Williams) has produced these monstrosities…

Yes, thet are handmade. Yes, they are one piece leather. But, for the love of all things holy !!!

This is a boot…

This is a horror…


:poop: Look like orthopaedic built-ups.

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Exactly. I know that R.Ms have been bought out by some European design house ( LVMH Moët Hennessy Louis Vuitton. Bloody Europeans !!!), but these are particularly poorly judged.

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That is a gardening shoe advertised during Countdown.


Somebody needs a Blundstone firmly applied to their bollocks for that hideous insult to Strayan boot heritiage (such as it is given the Ugg).

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Ugg was a surfing kulture aberration. Still, given it’s proper time and place (mid 70s betwixt surf and home), was justified.

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I had several pairs of lace-up Ugg boots as well as Golden Breed sweats.

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