Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium

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:roll_eyes:

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These arrived today. :heart_eyes:

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Finally - some proper footwear :ok_hand:

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Not sure about the " nightpad" at the heel

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My bootmake of choice (R.M.Williams) has produced these monstrosities…

Yes, thet are handmade. Yes, they are one piece leather. But, for the love of all things holy !!!

This is a boot…

This is a horror…

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:poop: Look like orthopaedic built-ups.

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Exactly. I know that R.Ms have been bought out by some European design house ( LVMH Moët Hennessy Louis Vuitton. Bloody Europeans !!!), but these are particularly poorly judged.

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That is a gardening shoe advertised during Countdown.

Meanwhile

Somebody needs a Blundstone firmly applied to their bollocks for that hideous insult to Strayan boot heritiage (such as it is given the Ugg).

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Ugg was a surfing kulture aberration. Still, given it’s proper time and place (mid 70s betwixt surf and home), was justified.

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I had several pairs of lace-up Ugg boots as well as Golden Breed sweats.

Similar to these…

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Nan is uncertain how to take this, I’m guessing badly.

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“Show me a man in a lace up Ugg, and I’ll show you a cunt.” :+1:

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I think Nan may be more man than Dame Edna.

Shouldn’t that be a can of VB in her hand?


Decades before gangster rap Nan would watch people. When her seething abated there was always an abrasive one liner “Check yourself before you wreck yourself” was a popular one.

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