Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium

Plan, ta. :+1:

Day-and-half-ago and they have an online shop to which I directed my message you tediously pedantic thundercunt.

Wrong again.
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Worth knowing as I’d like to put my cash the way of one of the smaller, less “trendy” makers :+1:

Fucking forum software.

Found a lovely pic of Rolex shoes that were orange…seems even the forum was repelled by them.

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Ah, yeh, even I don’t stoop to the depths of orange shoes… And Rolex… :nauseated_face: How plebeian

Was it these?

You should get some, they match your hair.

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Oh, those are naaaaasty - orthopedic creepers for pedo sheiks.

Touchy should totally buy some :+1:

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If I was Scotchish…

:+1:

I’m Scotchish and I wouldn’t be seen fucking dead in them :+1:

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Shoes? Check.
Cunty? Check.

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:ok_hand:

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My work here is done.

For tonite :+1:

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William Lennon have, in fact, been in touch, and are indeed quite happy to build boots to order, so having discussed it, an order for two pairs is underway. Pleased.

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I call this work “Trickers, with a random bit of network cable”

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TFW you realise that you just polished three pairs of purple shoes in a row.

In other news I noticed that my Alt Wien cordovans need to be resoled. I’ve worn through both soles at the toe. This is going to be painful.

Ouch

And that is just the postage

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Not sure if this has been posted before. The music gets annoying, but enjoying the guy’s skills.

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Alden cordovan blucher + random tennis bat + zero sock shame.

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Looks like a cricket bat too. How sporting…

Discarded umbrella actually.

If I pulled back a bit you’d see a dead cactus, some whiteboard pens, and a pile of branded mouse mats.

All the usual office detritus.

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Envy Overwhelming.

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