Since I’ve become a barrister I thought I should splash out on new shoes and trousers
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Splashing out on your shoes is bad enough, but on your trousers? That’s just nasty.
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I like the nonchalantly placed ethernet cable.
Mine’s a latte.
Oh…
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When do you get them?
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It’s a different bar you get called too mate
That Chicago cordovan is exceptionally nice leather.
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Your best yet.
It’s a very low bar…
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Quite.
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Not cunty enough. Please try harder.
Inspiration
Or even a dog poo party
Scooping or splattering? 
Scoop and flick
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TFW you admire a guy’s shoes at breakfast in the hotel, but only notice 10 minutes later that “that guy” is Steve Coogan.
Clearly a man of discernment and taste.
should have taken a selfie with his shoes, and asked him to autograph your bacon rasher