Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium

Oh…

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Sale on at United Nude

Shame they have sold out of these

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Indeed
Maybe just strap a hand grenade on each foot instead

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havent got these in my size either

but they have got these

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First thought was: dog shit magnet.

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could be, but we are lucky around here and the dog owners are meticulous at picking up their canine turds

This is a nightmare time of year on the playing fields. There’s enough leaf litter to mask the turds perfectly. Those trainers would be perfect finding them.

I’d imagine they have a sale on most of the year

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The Bo Space Mens, is the ideal everyday modern bootie. It has a cut-out design and is made of silicon printed neoprene, with a new lightweight and soft EVA and rubber sneaker sole.

Ive got an extra 25% off for being one of their special customers

Does their other customer get discount too?

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That is weapons-grade hideousness.

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dont hold back will you? There is something about it, that i am finding alluring

I was being admiring of the ability of the potential wearer to carry off that particular look.

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I have some lovely tracksuit bottoms that would work a treat…

This phrase alone should incur the death penalty.

idiot

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Today is boot day.

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