did they start off orange? you ruined them by covering with the brown?
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There is no orange
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Do you go double denim when you wear those Kev?
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Of course. One denim on each leg.
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£115.00
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Very very fashionable at the moment.
Delorianmoment?
and bi-colour Jester trousers too. Impressive !
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They look like spray-on wellies
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Too pointy, but terrific colour. Shame about the socks, but guessing wife/relative tactical considerations.
Have you always been like this, or was severe cranial trauma involved?
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Could we donate this thread to Mind or some other wonderful mental health charity? As a case study in ‘cries for help’ it is unparalleled. Perhaps mind mechanics could map bad taste / conniption / despair and depression. It may sound far fetched but as the old saying goes a picture paints a thousand words
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Ugh no 
Patrick cox?
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Yes, or No, depending on what the question means
yes
That cankle looks like it should be up on a gout stool, not mincing-about in slices of dead archosaur…
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swankle actually. My calves are actually quite well defined. People pay me to lick my calves
You must be very flexible. I can’t get close to mine with my face.
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