Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium

And that will inevitably lead to fat ankles.

fankles ?

Yes, and fathighs, fatass, fagut, fatmoobs…

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Indeed :+1:

Dimitri Gomez

Sebastian Clunge

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Moar Clunge

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Not all that cunty, but these arrived today:

and these

The AltBergs feel like they were made-to-measure and I’m super-impressed with the quality; the Muck Boots are a mite roomy (no half sizes), but otherwise super-comfy. Given how wet and liquid-muddy it is round here, it’s the latter that’ll get the most use for the immediately-forseeable.

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Fuck me, there’ll be an Alpaca stampede when they catch a glimpse of those :pleading_face::pleading_face::pleading_face:

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It’s the wellies they need to worry about…

I had some Muck Boots a couple of years ago… They lasted a year and a day until they split just at the foot flex point. I’d advise getting a few insoles in there to reduce internal volume as I reckon the split was caused by too much loose upper over-flexing on every step.
However, for the same money I’d recommend Skellerup Quattro boots - they lasted more than twice as long, had a much better sole (stiffer with better mud-shedding) and only failed when they came into contact with some hot bits of angle-ground metal!

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Muck boots of the last 6 or 7 (?) years are a pale imitation of their former selves, before they were made in China.

my Crocs failed when they came into contact with some hot BBQ coals

You need some steel toe cap crocs

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it was through the sole with the hot coals,

This is you:
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Here comes fuckin ‘Frankinfoot’ and it’s not even Halloween

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Other ‘Styles’ are available…

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