Those look like they were made by an inexperienced psychopath from his victims.
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Banner ads on PFM? Glad it’s not just me getting them, although google might be being informed by us looking at some of the monstrosities on our very own Dr Cunties etc.
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Remember the shitstorm on the Wam when they were going to bring in google ads?
We were all asked to mind our Ps and Qs as google don’t take kindly to swearing 
(Probably not a problem on PFM)
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coz that turned out well 
Looks like a weird hi-top climbing slipper. Which is not a visual to sport around town quite frankly.
depends on the town 
The Pope will be all over those
white Doc Martens anyone?
Nup.
Need cleats.
Unless you plan to flog ice creams or hunt big foot these are deeply inappropriate
I shall pass on your message of approval to my wife, who bought a pair on Saturday
Nice, I’ll have a raspberry ripple and a flake please.
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I painted a pair of my partners white dm boots in the summer and managed to ruin them
Let me know if your partner wants hers sprayed. I can do any colour at competitive rates
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Two wrongs don’t make a right. 
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Have we got an ice cream thread?
Shop bought or home made?
It’s fine, no one looks at her feet anyway
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