they do when a size 8 DM is heading towards your bollocks…
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Oh, could you also ask her for x3 Lambert & Buttlers and a bad VHS copy of Edward Penis hands?
I had a pair like that at primary school in 1974 but I’m pretty sure they cost less than 170 euros
I’m sure they have made white docs for El Papa in the past
This thread is about 95% shoes-that-would’ve-got-you-beaten-up-in-school 
Shamefur Dispray.
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I’d be vexed if someone gave me them for nowt.
Hideous.
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Looks like a squashed ice cream van. Hold on, is Mrs Ziggy OK?
she is fine, currently sticking pins in the eyes of an effigy of you
Why is there jizz dripping off it?
Related - Am I the only one here that finds women in new, squeaky clean trainers really sexy?
Just the trainers?
Judging by the affronts to taste and decency in this thread, blindness would almost be a kindness.
Hopefully
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Also from Maison-Margiela . . .
Sent a pair of my Allen Edmonds off for “Recrafting”
They sent me pictures
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Did you get those on prescription? 
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Yes.
I hate leather laces, otherwise 
Rug really ties the room together.
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