Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium

Kirks?

No Embers:

As prescribed by Dr Marten (that is for @J_B’s edification)

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I bought a pair very similar to those many years ago from a catalogue shop that sold returned stuff off cheap

Extremely comfortable,but I found out one had a small hole in the sole and squeaked Drove me nuts

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As prescribed by Dr. Frankenstein…

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I’ve seen you in that very jumper at Scalford. You looked like you had been reanimated too. I understand the previous night in the bar was ‘busy’ for you.

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It’s very satisfying getting a pair of repaired shoes back. I sent a pair of Church’s Oxfords back recently and they came back as good as new.

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That’s me bare-chested. The powerful musky aroma serves to attach fertile mates :sunglasses:

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I’ve had this pair for years, very comfy.

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Jeffery West got a nice zip boot for sale

more here

Seen better looking things in a tin from john west

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no taste

Correct. You haven’t any.

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Jesus! I would be mildly concerned if something in that range of colours fell out of my dog.

Do they come with complementary hallucinogens so you think you are wearing a nice set of Docs while tripping your tits off?

A quick browse on the site threw up these horrors

£210

thought you’d like them

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I’ve order them, and the matching handbag, gloves and codpiece. That is me sorted for the last lecture of the year.

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Ordered :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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I got so excited about trying on the codpiece that my ‘ed’ fell off…:upside_down_face:

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Yup.