Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium

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I saw that but ignored it as I presume it was a deliberate if gentle troll.

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:shushing_face:

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The only people I’ve met that look like that have worked in shops. There is a whole order of twats in London dedicated to work in designer apparel emporiums. They generally have 3 braincells, of which 2 are dead and they only think alternately of clothes and sex. Conversations generally start like; “you’d never guess what happened when I worked on the handbag counter at Balenciaga” or whatever. Staff turnover is quick in these places and there is seemingly a never ending queue of thick as mince knobbers, both male and female to get ‘in’.

In the early days at my current employer, there used to be a morning meeting down in the basement where my workshop was. Most of the shop staff would be using their phones as mirrors, or be on Tinder/grindr/insta, while an increasingly exasperated manager would be using the latest corporate speak trying to get them to fold knitwear and shirts in the correct manner, in those gaps in the day when they weren’t serving customers. Fuck. It really was like herding cats and after a while I used to either get in late or go for a coffee while they were there. It sounds horrid and probably is but they were an utter bunch of morons.

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I do the same thing when the ‘Management Scientists’ at work are socialising.

there is a certain type of undergraduate student (not in my department!) that looks like that. They are typically pretty articulate.

Physicists here - in fact i used to avoid them. They spent more time having coffee and talking about quarks, planks constant and moaning about workload (or whatever shit) that they got a reputation. The old Head ignored them, the new Dean had them sussed pretty quickly…crikey they only had about 30 undergrads…

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you could wake up back in the 1980s, fashionistas back then had style :slight_smile:

I remember.
White socks and loafers

How I laughed

That’s still AA house style for many :slight_smile:

Do loafers come in enormo-cankle size? Asking for a friend obviously…

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Yes they do, but I would advise the wearing of a hat, a hat always exudes style and will take the focus away from your other fashion failings. Pass that onto your friend.

PS. I know it’s you, the whole I have a friend bit was the give away

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Ooooh you bitch!!! :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes:

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I must resume hat buying, I have about 10 hats that exude style.

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you made i :rofl:

is that z mask or hat?

They sound like close kin to “Christian Science” adherents*

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** adherent : noun - anything both adhesive and unpleasant that may be found on the immortal sole of your Cunty Shoe.

only if you own dogs in the vicinity of our dog shit city back passage

Didn’t care the first time, into minus figures now :+1:

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Sounds like we need a cunty hat thread then :wink:

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