No, that’s just the description of your imagination!
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I’m calling Rong thread.
I tried to hate on this, but couldn’t.
The shoes are not really ugly, kinda classic inasmuch as a sneaker ever can be, and the arrangement is rational and tidy.
Kinda based tbh.
So yeh… "It’s not you, it’s me &c … ".
I will just observe that cunty is more a state of mind than a physical characteristic. 
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I think you just did 
I sense an intervention coming-on…
Preach it, Brother Piotr! 
I like Adidas stuff. For the most part, it’s an entirely predictable process where they have about ten ‘Original’ lines which cycle in and out of the yearly ranges in a variety of colours. Sad sacks and spotters like me can get excited about particular ones but, basically, there’s always a blue, black, green, grey and brown trainer for all your walking slowly to the pub needs.
And then there’s a sort of skunk works of twattery that churns out small amounts stuff like that horror in the eBay link. I’ve lost hours to eBay in the last few days in rapt horror at them. Some of the Star Wars themed stuff is amazing- horrible and extremely expensive;
£599 to you mate.
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Relatable - except with watches that should never have seen the light of day 
The SWs ones are cringy, but the leper-print [sic] is still nastier.
This shit is basically the Bat-signal for fat middle-aged men that like cats.
even I have better taste than that
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No. Adidas soze 14 is more like a standard 11 or 12. They are tiny. I’m a 15 and a half in Adidas.
Kybun
Are zips the new velcro?
Kiddy Followers…
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Zips and laces…
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And the high roads
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“Putting the ‘Paedo’ into ‘Orthopaedic’.”
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