Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium

For the meatman further wishing to enhance the sartorial ‘impact’ of his Crocs.

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Your new sex pond outfit? Surprised Gill lets you. :rofl:

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When worn with the shoes, it’s the perfect attire for trimming the Pampas Grass.

Does chafe a bit when it’s warm though.

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Missing the red ball rub leftside

I know what they’re shooting for here;

Not sure it hits the target.

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Tempting

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Paging @anon14766838

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how_horrifying

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Paging @Tons_of_fun

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thats the funniest thing i have read in ages!

in this photo

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you beat me to it. I’d quite like some gold ones

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Yes, my midlife crisis can be seen from space.

I think that’s probably it now;

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Is it? Is it really? :lying_face:

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It pains me (and no-doubt you) to admit it, but I really like those, that is a superb shade of yellow. So Rong, and yet so right.

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