Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium

I wear them better than that cunt. I look the fucking bollocks in this fucking get-up… :kissing_heart::kissing_heart::kissing_heart:

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Cheeky bunch of cunts! :kissing_heart::kissing_heart::kissing_heart:

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The French army have historically worn red trousers - nuff said.

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Right… I have an excuse to deploy the Otter of Doom!:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
https://imgur.com/gallery/w1yNY

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Now there’s a Meatman pet - No mistaking

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Another pair …

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They’re definitely not smart shoes, but are they cunty enough for the thread?

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Ulcer isn’t throbbing so, perhaps?

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Bastard child of a slip on and a boat shoe?

They also come with a pair of tassel ties :wink:

I rather like them (adds Cunty Points).

Are they absurdly expensive?

Annoying, wanky, pretentious advertising?

Worn by slebs? Preferably absolute belms?

Made in Chinese slave camps from endangered species?

Lots of poisonous waste from manufacturing?

£100.
Never seen them advertised.
See above.
Vietnam.
Undoubtedly toxic

I am but one man (enough volume for two, but, still…), if it was my call I’d say you’re in the Rong thread with those.

You want the uncunty shoe thread.

Of course, there isn’t one of those, 'cos everything this lot touches turns to Cunty :ok_hand:

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Now THESE on the other hand -

Exactly what I’d expect a Grand Seiko wearer to be poncing-about in - can almost smell the fucking Arome du Strandline

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I remind you all

Anything that has been on your feet and for sale and in the same thread needs to advertised better,.

The kiss of death keeps them from the pillagers

Good work

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Commentary on male couture … are you sure :slightly_smiling_face:

Tut. FAR too upmarket.

This week, aaahy haave been mostly, Wearing wellington boots and Harold Ramp’s castoffs…

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Not enough chickens :+1:

Donchoo listen to them cluckin’ liars…

barely fucked chickens