Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium

Used to be, back when they made larger sizes.

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Size 23

I mean SIZE 23

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I realise other suppliers exist, but when I used to bull my shoes, Parade Gloss was a favourite…

Saphir is the only foo shoe care product tolerated here. :grinning:

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Preach, brother!

(and the comments among FT journalists on Twitter said exactly the same thing)


Not too shabby for £28 :slightly_smiling_face:

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Until the glue fails :face_vomiting:

Always the optomist. Who gives a fuck for £28?

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Furry muff…

These are my next footwear purchase.
I’d imagine most in here are loafer wearers rather than safety boots but any recommendations for comfy safety boots ? Have to be S3

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We are not all from the white socks and loafers fashion victim generation I will have you know!

Steel toecap Dr Martens for me.

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There is fuck all wrong with loafers.

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A motto to live your life by. Bravo Sir!

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I have not owned loafers since the early 1980s, and even then they weren’t loafers, they were boat shoes.

Which is probably worse, TBF.

Today, I will be mostly, wearing wellies, same as all other days, because of East Mudlands reasons, tho’ the mud is now frozen to an inch or two depth.

The express purpose of the right thinking man is to become premium ‘loaf’. That is to suggest a gargantuan sloth, free from any trifling effort or responsibility. Slip on shoes are on this beam, like pate whittling unnecessary labor in a quest for ease, comfort and a rich inner world replete with poetry music and Porn hub. Wisdom brings simplicity.

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Non-cunty shoes acquired for snow related reasons:

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Recently purchased a pair of these for use everyday at work, by far (a long way) been the most comfortable safety boots I’ve had. Expensive but much better fit than the generic ‘wide size fits all’ I’ve had in the past from Dr Martens, V12 etc.

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Straus gear is great.