Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium

American brand = American sizes maybe?

It’s the same for buyers in the US, made for thick sock wearing lumberjacks.

I’m just pleased you left out the comma :wink:

From the Herrings shoes website.

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Christmas present ideas? :raised_hands::raised_hands::raised_hands:

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These just turned up. They are size 11 but look really small and a touch orthopaedic.

If you can send them back you should do that.

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They are a bit tight generally. I’ve had a coupla pairs I’m a 7 always order a 7.5 or 8 for adidas

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Adidas sizes are ridiculous for me, I’m an 11 in virtually every brand on the planet, but a 13 in anything that Adidas owns, so look like Krusty the Clown in them.

Just in them?

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Yeah @Rob998 , we’ve seen photos of your Vans…

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I feel it’s time I owned up to these golfing beauties.

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Thought you had Footjoys :thinking:

I did. They’re shit

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Mine are fine but then I’m a normal* sized human.

*This, of course, is relative.

Why do you have cable lifters attached to the bottoms?

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Ecco is the way to go for golf shoes.

Pardon?

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Fairway noise