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I like loafers :person_shrugging:t4:

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I hear you, your reasoning is sound, but ultimately, if I ‘do’ slip-ons, it’s primarily because I don’t bend in the middle, not least because I don’t really have a middle, I have a circumference, or better yet, an equator…

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With small planets orbiting :+1:

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Oi! I resemble that remark!

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This is good to know! :sunglasses:

I have 7 or 8 pairs of loafers. Might even be others I’ve forgotten. Not sure there is the perfect pair to be honest. Different loafers for different applications. :grin:

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No sock loafering?

I only learned what a snaffle was recently.

I’ve no experience of loafers.

Loafers . . .

No . . .

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Yes . . .

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They go beautifully with a big lump of bread flake under 'em. :grin:

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There is no er, furniture on any of my loafers. :smirk:

I currently have 4 pairs, which is probably the fewest I have ever possessed.
I like a loafer. I like loafers without socks.

waits for the inevitable Mince Trotter meme

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Wot? No Gucci?

The vintage Gucci’s were Kangaroo hide, very close grain, not sure they use that now.

I do.

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36cs7w

Berwick 3680, oiled calf, dainite.

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Aren’t you supposed to be on the picket line ! :joy:

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I’m showing solidarity with my comrades manning the picket in -3⁰c conditions by behaving like an Oligarch, with my nice new shoes and the gas fire on full… Might pour myself a large Dalmore 12yo in a bit.

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Bro, look what came last night!

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