Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium

Gosh I need those.

Need them more now.


Me too, but £220 for “crocs wiv socks” is a bit spendy for me! :astonished:

Beautifully designed to allow the ingress of small, sharp, annoying stones etc which can be held against your foot in multiple excruciating ways, plus any chance flecks of dogshit that you might squelch in - truly the masochist’s choice of footwear: Walking shoes for people who drive everywhere :ok_hand:

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Exactly…Crocs (which by nature are full of holes), with added waterproofing? :person_shrugging: :exploding_head:


And still slippery on wet grass, with or without the attentions of lovelorn tortoises.


My hope that my podophilia & emysphilia desires can be fulfilled in one fell swoop! :foot::turtle::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::woozy_face:

I’m not sure that tortoises can swoop. Swoon, yes.