Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium


#1204

I’ll take 2 pairs


#1205

Trickers Robert


#1206

Nope. Give them back to Robert.


#1207

Good God in heaven no :face_vomiting:


#1208

Blue and Green should never be seen (especially when the Green in question is Trickers Robert).


#1209

I don’t want them thank you. :grin:


#1210

Not enough diamante?


#1211


#1212

black Jean’s cat hair and pubic dandruff - I need a shsve


#1213

Are those pig skin? If so they don’t crease much.


#1214

That is a truly horrible shoe.


#1215

Do you sell the dandruff?


#1216

I hope those are bandages round your ankles.
A gentlemans sock should always match the colour of the trouser.


#1217

Meh, you can keep all those Fancy Dan shoes. I’ve just ordered a pair of these.

Just the job for stomping around the island.


#1218

Goodyear welted wellies!!


#1219

Yep. Hunter Balmoral.


#1220

you got the money I got the flakes


#1221

Great, all that talk about salt reminded me I’d run out of special seasoning.


#1222

They’ve just been delivered in the last few minutes. Fit lovely and very comfortable on the first try.


#1223

You have a delivery service, on Fetlar that delivers after 20:00 hrs?