If that is a crude be-smirching of my good self then a straightforward universally applicable Yer Fuckin’ Maw is in order.
Why some days I have been forced to get up at the crack of lunchtime.
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Well you are a pipe mangler 
And you can have a slap for hyphen abuse 
Grammar shamed on the 'toir. Fuck sakes. 
Standard’s deer bouy 
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Buoy.
VB
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Haha, layers.
Bugger, it’s not a word I often write. I think I was thinking of the 'murican mangling, ie boo-ee
I know what you mean about the 'muricans. I’ve no idea where they get boo-ee from. They sometimes make the same noise for a Bowie knife.
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Better
And mirror is “meerr” 
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Ask a Yank to pronounce Lifebuoy,
stand well back while they explode.
Fuck’s sake.
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That was quite interesting about the knots, but too late - I’m now on the no-tie laces. They totally win.
Is that with some kind of fancy pants lace material or the lacing pattern that allows a one handed, knot free lace to be secured?
Velcro
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Trousers or shoes or both
Elasticated waist and velcro flies are aspirational 
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facts of life revealed
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