Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium

They are my astro turf poop scoopers,ideal for lobbing dog crap over the neighbours fence without looking guilty

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Genius :+1:

Semi retired, may work again if I get bored enough.

I did that in their London branch - I struggle to remember what they said though…

Beat that!

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Who needs a credit card? :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

In a wood near to my home, I dug a trench with Jeffrey West’s name on it.

Come revolution, come…

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Did you buy them in Harrods Dave ?

Never!

I can imagine your mental torture, all those shoes designed to ruin a good suit :slight_smile:

Easy tiger, there have been some absolute bad ass numbers that have been rolled out over this thread fit for the type of suit this man excels in.
Haw haw haute couture.

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Featuring Trickers

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Just watched this, scary to hear how many thousands of jobs went in the 80s / 90s. Must have been nearly 10% of the local population.

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Fuck these I want the R2R version

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Code ‘Cunt’
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Blue tooth apparently

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Shit on my sole
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Dr Cunty has been busy

Has anyone on here have any idea where I could get a pair of desert boots resoled ? Ideally with vibram soles. I stumbled upon a site back along and can’t for the life of me find it now.
Thanks in advance.

I am not sure you meant this type of desert boot, but they are vibram soles!

Winkie Pickers

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Thanks but wrong ones. I should have said Clark’s.