Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium

Looks a lovely walk especially countisbury hill into Lynton/Lynmouth

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Yes it does, although the end of the Two Moors Way, into Lynmoth was horribe, after 100 miles, the last couple of miles seems to keep going back uphill towards the sea. Lovely scenery and views but at that point we just wanted to get to the end!
The SWCP from Minehead, we are doing it from B&B to B&B rather than trying to camp/wildcamp as we did before which means we might actually enjoy it a little more! :smiley:

Lol, I voted for the top option.

Now I have changed my mind and like them.

We should have a second vote to settle the matter.

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The. Fucking. Will. Of. The. People.

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How about pointy shoes with a customs union?

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Pointy shoes Norway Edition

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Let me know what they’re like Rob, the shoes that work are issuing at the moment aren’t great, and thought I might give these a go.

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We should crash out of the pointy shoe market. Unlike the EU where we get a good deal and onions, pointy shoes give us fuck all but shame and bunions.

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Proper cunty shoes should only be made in the Peoples Republic of Northampton but frictionless deals should be allowed with London` the rest of the UK. (especially as they all have shops in the City of London and the West End

Proud to be the outlier.

The bucket fouler voted both ways. Russian media influencer detected :eyes:

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Anyone caught wearing a sawn off loafer with a rats arse hanging out the back will get 18 months in Scrubs when i become PM

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Somewhere up thread is a picture of a pair of those in brown croc skin with the Gucci ribbon on them.

Anyone caught wearing those should be summarily executed.

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Bit harsh,maybe just behead them if they are a first time offender.

Half loafer,half corgi

£720

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2nd thoughts,it is more likely a syrup.

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What is the point of these

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