It was dumped there while I was taking photos. I was previously attempting to play along with Opera II by Durutti Column. I failed.
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Having had the pleasure of meeting your lovely wife, the chances of either your balls growing back, or her returning yours to you are very slim.
Buy some wireless headphones mate 
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Bedroom system was kicked into touch by selfish offspring wanting their own bedrooms. Garage conversion is a cheapish option.
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Jackie gave me âthe look of doomâ when I showed here those. âStands are horrible. Speakers look ok. Donât like the wood colour eitherâ.
Thank fuck Iâm not trying to get speakers in the telly roomâŚ
Fuck you and your ninja fucking edit WayneâŚ
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Thereâs your first mistake, you donât ask her or show her. First rule of speaker club 
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She reckons the walnut are ok. You are on the list thoughâŚsorry mate.
Second rule: show other ridiculous speakers to make the proposed ones seem more reasonable.
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Exackerly.
Invite me round and Iâll bring the AG horns and all you need is your intended speakers lined up to replace them.
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Barry White playing
The speakers you want
Sex with your wife
Pick one
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That room needs white speakers
Hate the decor even more after seeing it on screen.
Did @A_Touch_of_Cloth provide accessorising advice??
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Jeez, good luck with that 
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Yes!
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True, true.
Burn the (Iâm pretty sure) Ikea venetians.
Previous residents left them in our house too.
What is the problem that people seem to have with light?
Youâve just installed them and Iâve mortally insulted you, right?
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Laura Ashley mirror is tolerated for acoustic reasons. Chuffed with the log burner, not had one before but the rest will be going.
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