Spirit of the Slaughterhouse: Free Stuff


#502

He will take you to court for losing him £50m for that, he has tried everybody else.


#503

And he’ll have as much luck at getting £50m off me than he has from Lloyds bank :grinning:


#504

Disgruntled of Devon writes

Noel is de Boss. All of you haters need to imagine running your fingers through his magnificent mane. Imagine such luxuriance. Noel has a Helicopter and a beard, he works in his pants and can defeat cancer with his mind. Envy is a bad look Mmmm Kay

Yours

Sir Stu of Yelverton


#505

Gates turntable, Gray Research arm, Pants. In that order.

I wouldn’t have noticed the pants had it not been pointed out. Cunts.


#506

Noel has a side kick who nauses everything lives in the garden and is quite unhinged - …Anyone know if Noel likes naps and pies?

Concerned - Mr. MWS


#507

Dear Auntie MWS

I always found Mr Blooby very funny.

Is there something wrong with me?

Concerned of Orpington.


#508

Based on the nauseous camera wobble throughout, was the guy filming fapping over his companion all the way around?


#509

:face_with_raised_eyebrow:


#510

Dear concerned of Orpington

I suggest imbibing a 6 pack of Stronzetto emissions and hoofing a bag of UHU.

You will find all your concerns will evaporate

Doc


#511

Jon has given the go ahead for us to run the swap shop in the classifieds. When I get home from work I’ll start a thread for us to thrash out the fine details and code of conduct.


#512

“You bought this piece of shit, its fucking yours now”*

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  • i.e no returns thank you.

#513

Code of conduct - whar kind of cruel witchcraft is this?


#514

Rules :roll_eyes:


#515

1U Audio Patchbay up for grabs if of use to anybody.


#516

Maybe we should have a committee? :thinking:


#517

Do you wanna it
No
Fuck off

Do you wanna it
Yes
Fuck off


#518

So, if I am following this properly, there will be the usual Classifieds section with a load of ads for stuff that isn’t for sale, augmented with adverts for other stuff that isn’t for sale that may or may not be not available for swaps either.

Feckin’ brilliant. I can’t see any problems with this at all.


#519

It’s getting close to a forum ethos I think


#520

I may have to consolidate these posts with the new thread. What could possibly go Rong™️
:thinking:


#521

Fuck off you cunt. :wink:

I think that is the forum ethos isn’t it? Otherwise I’ve logged into the wrong forum by mistake.