There used to be some guy who always put that at the end of his sentences on PFM.
“He tells it like it is”
Usually said after a racist/sexist/homophobic rant by an uninformed eejit.
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It’s up there with “some of my best friends are black”, and they look all disappointed when you have to tell them that Labradors don’t count.
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Think he was a Taff
I’m not racist but…
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PC run amok - usually spouted by the above examples because they don’t like finally being called out for being cunts.
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Can you CASCADE this down - why don’t you fuck off. I’ll let them know , is that ok ?
My ex boss would go away to a conference of course and come back with some gems.
Let’s knife and fork it !! WTF
We desperately wanted someone to tell him to Golden shower it down , just so he’d repeat it in a meeting.
“For cheap” 
I’ll just be a minute
‘Them’ instead of ‘Those’
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Got this in an email today
“…we need to join the dots otherwise we are in danger of digging up the road twice”
No JCBs are required to write a policy!
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Oh, two moronic metaphors in one sentance - Is there any way to provoke the sender for the hat trick ?
At what age am I likely to start getting annoyed by these things?
Currently 40.
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You’re a late starter.
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Ok, I’ll take that.
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The use of “Los” Vegas is starting to piss me off.
It’s LAS Vegas and LOS Angeles, you arsehats.
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The locals all say Los. Not sure why but they do.
Because they are Americans. And therefore bound to be wrong.
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I prefer 'Lost Vagueness"