No, figuratively 
does the temperature increase exponentially over time, and how long does it take to turn your cock in a steam valve. And can you use it for texturing full fat milk for a cappuccino?
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That exists
It does, I have one 
Presumably the settings are “work as expected” and “don’t work very well”?
As do I. However, as it’s only ever used on maximum setting, it does seem like a pointless endeavour.
I have mine on the second to top setting, as on full chat it sticks to the carpet and is difficult to use
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Mine has three - off, normal, max. Ternary ftw.
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Ye olde tristate boolean: true, false, file not found
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I thought it was Off, Normal & Recycling Centre
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From a work announcement about a new role being created
…will have an internal and external lens …
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That’d be a window then
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WTF, if anything, does that mean? 
are they being asked to refocus the problem space by reaching out to the team?
fixed
Ok, a bit more
…will have an internal and extenal lens focusing on how technology can be used as a strategic driver…
still fixed
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Must know something about IT as the Board are convinced that the answer lies in technology even though they don’t know what the fuck they are talking about.
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