The all-new shiny cockpunch thread (Part 2)

This has management consultants written all over it, with a time and motion study to reduce efficiency losses in dunking biscuits manually.

There seems to be a need for companies to give multiple choices for EVERY product !

I just don’t get it. What was so wrong with their initial product that requires it to be sold in various guises ?

Fanta
Kit-Kat
even Tim Tams.

FML

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Kit kat gingerbread , thought it was an old of date number till I looked closely at the packet, utter shite

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An email from someone in the management chain included this, which says it all.

Copilot said:
Copilot
Below is a professionally rewritten and polished response email that keeps your facts and position clear, but improves tone, structure, and clarity. It is firm, factual, and appropriate for a complaint response while remaining empathetic.

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Desperate Times, my friend :scream:

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Thar’s gonna get a full fat black pudding round back o’ th’ead. Now’t wrong with Lancashire, best thing to come out of Yorkshire is the Lancashire road.

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Build the wall.

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I lived in Todmorden while I was in Tod Grammar. Yorkshire / Lancashire border ran through the middle of the town hall at one time, you can still see the sheep vs cotton on the front of the hall.

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Many, many, years ago I bought a full black pudding from a guy in a pub. Went back to a party and decided to crack my mate over the head with it. Woke up next day and found a lot of dried blood in my hair, thought I’d been in a fight till I saw about 3 inches of black pudding on the bedroom floor. We had all had a black pudding fight at some point the previous night which I have little memory of. Oh to be 18 again….

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The world championship black pudding throwing event is held in Ramsbottom each year.
Yorkshire puddings are balanced on scaffolding
?metres in the air, the object being to knock the Yorkshire puddings off the scaffolding, 3 lobbing black puddings £1, all welcome, all proceeds to charity. A fun day out, never managed to hit the bloody things.

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8 years, are you fucking kidding me.

It is at least a positive step to see this category of conviction actually happen for the first time - I suspect a great many men have escaped anything remotely close to the level of conviction their actions should have entailed due to the eventual harm being self inflicted.

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First time in Scotland

Milne’s conviction is the first of its kind in Scotland, though similar cases have been heard in English courts.

The cunt inflicted every kind of possible misery and humiliation on this poor woman from sickening violence to emotional blackmail to coercive control. The sentence does appear lenient to me. I hope he gets a taste of his own medicine in prison.

BBC - Well technically yes it equals 0.75 of an earthquake per year but you’re still fucking idiots for saying something stupidly:

Statistically speaking, Japan gets an earthquake with a magnitude seven or above about every 16 months, so that’s just under once a year on average.

This cunt. And any others who then seem to hide behind their age. No excuse for this:

Cunt!

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I hope that’s a comment and not your tourettes emerging j_b.

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Take his licence away, if you can’t use a fucking pay and display machine you not capable of driving.

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