Neymar tears
Benteke. Magnificent player. Priceless.
Priceless as in price less than nothing
Right, Liverpool fans: what are you expecting of Keita this season? Quite a few injuries so could play a lot of mins from the start, or place holder til Alcantara arrives ?
Pretty much what Villa fans did when Liverpool bought him
For those whoâve missed it: itâs fantasy footy time
Will be make or break for him this season so I hope he doesnât get badly injured again.
Arrival (or not) of Thiago wonât make any difference, they arenât competing in the same area.
If Thiago arrives it will be sayonara Gini, unfortunately.
I am waiting for the new Chelsea signings (if any) before I commit. Havertz, Chilwell, Sarr, Silva and a goalkeeperđ
Cancelled
Benteke is what you need. Iâll even chip in for the cab across town.
Chelski have been busy right enough.
Clearing some space for Messi?
Neymar
Maguire found guilty on all charges.
Itâs bullshit, but it could mean he wonât be able to play games abroad for a while if the Greek authorities want him extradited âŚ
It does sound like a weird set of events, particularly the syringe wielding Albanians angle. Maguire & his 2 friends can all appeal. Itâll likely just be a fine anyway.
Suspended sentence now
Maybe he did hit and abuse the police, then for his one allowed phone call at the nick he rang Dominic Cummings to get advice on an excuseâŚ
He should just have employed the Steeeevie Geee defence and shafted his mates. Sure to get away with it then.
Or he could have gained a bit of respect back with a Barton mea culpa and just say âYeah, fuck it, I lamped him, so what?â