The Milk Float Thread

LOL, I wonder which hi-fi brand they will pick for their super-premium audio system?

Dunno, they don’t even have one for the premium sound option on the Model S. It was developed in conjunction with an offshoot of Harman Group, but it’s not using any of their marques.

Dear Lord, wifey has begun mooting the idea of replacing her car with an overpriced milk float, based almost entirely on seeing a BMW i3 silently enter and exit a pub car park.

Sometimes that is all that is needed. That and the colour.

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Next time your near one, almost get run over and curse the silent running bastard machine.

Tesla will not supply parts to customers for their cars, so this chap breaks and rebuilds them himself.

Tesla aren’t keen apparently.

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Looks like electric cars really will actually work soon.

Fuck that, Audi-cunts able to creep up on you in their electric cars :scream:

electricity flow rate of 350kW

Twitch.

Twat the cable with an axe and see if it blasts you(r corpse) into orbit.

Once that’s reality I’m there.

I have/had a Golf GTE hybrid lease car from work. Went into the dealers for its scheduled first oil change on 10th Sept. Whilst in they said there had been a recall that the lease company had not told me about and that there were some updates for the control unit/engine management computer. They did the updates and could not get it to restart properly. VW Germany said fit a new computer and that did not solve it. Germany currently sifting through the data file sent by the dealer to see if they can find the problem. Still no sign of me getting the car back anytime soon!
I suggested that they should just switch it off and switch it back on again.
Ho hum.

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Once they start releasing full electric Mondeos, Focus and Golfs it will surely be time to dive in. At the moment though the choice appears to be £70k budget fucker like a Tesla, I-Pace E-Tron or some ridiculous looking £30k noddy wagon (BMW i3, Leaf).

Just put some batteries in a normal fucking box, you cunts.

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Setlle down pig, it won’t be long now.

We already have hybrid Mondeos to satisfy the smug pseudo environmentalist who have no idea but are moral warriors.
It’s only a matter of time for Ford to introduce a completely impractical full electric pile of merde.

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Dust.

BIG float.

Graphic of electric barge

The Nemo H2 uses hydrogen and oxygen to create electricity - the only by-product is water vapour.

And earlier this year, the Netherlands and Belgium announced a plan to launch zero-emissions, self-piloting container barges to sail from Amsterdam, Antwerp and Rotterdam. The barges could remove 23,000 lorries from the roads, claims Port Liner, the firm making the boats.

While retrofitting canal boats with electric engines and batteries is a time-consuming and expensive task, Amsterdam is hoping the cleaner air and waterways will attract more tourists, be better for wildlife, and contribute to carbon emission reduction targets.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-45783085

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Not if there is fuck-off huge autonomous barges plowing through all and sundry :flushed: