Lookin’ good now, funk soul brotha 
Presumably you’re ok with setting up a delivery system? I’ll send you my address 
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Wife took her team out on their monthly get paid do do something other than their jobs day 
And they went to make mince pies
Well, the egg wag was shit- egg wash on a mince pie is wrong, it was so unsweet that a drizzle of onion gravy would have improved it. Could be a grim Christmas here
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Good info for the committed. The Brompton Market ones are the most authentic but scary. 
Mrs JB bought me these yesterday, pastry falls to bits when bitten.
The filling is mushy and tastes strangely medicinal, a bit like cough mixture, yuk, avoid.
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just braved the snow in the car for the mince pie run. Now have an additional box of Simmons and a box of co-op
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To whoever is in charge of marketing… my idea of “fun size” is a pie the size of Slough. This cuntimg thing is the anti fun
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Looks like it’s trolling you from the look of it’s eyes and mouth.
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I see the cord is getting s few runs out! What happened to the white, studio back drop?
I can happily report that Simmons won. Co-op pies are strangely greasy and filled with something that resembles fruit jam rather than mince meat
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Ooh!
They look like chewy, slightly overdone deliciousness 
They are crumbly, buttery and very tasty.
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Next batch
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In Swindon a Chippie is deep frying them in Batter
Even I, as a Scotch, think that is plain wrong…
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New baby washes, dad doesn’t even get a look in, same grots probaly
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Tesco finest. Finest seems to mean more sugar. Madly sweet, not even the clotted shizz could rescue them.
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It’s a shame because the texture of the Tesco ones looks good, it’s certainly not mush. But yeah, far too sweet.
I might still have the last one later though.