https://www.fortnumandmason.com/products/sharing-praline-mince-pie-820g?taxon_id=2222
Disgraceful
Yeah they do all sorts of festive mince wank
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No doubt one of your unhinged work colleagues will insist on eating one with Sriracha sauce applied.
They are partly funding the enterprise atm. Fuckers are on holiday next week though 
Do you have any under the pastry shots?
That sounds orgasmic, tbf.
Exactly. Sharing ffs. 
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Iām not convinced by the inclusion of praline. They should leave that deviant shit to Waitrose.
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No, I didnāt think of that and donāt have room for another pie! Internally they were dark and inviting. 
Do you need an apprentice for the next 10 days?
Iāve got scissors
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Pah, bourgeois branded mince pies. They saw you coming 
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Pie procurement is the thing at the moment. We have spent about an hour researching today! Konditor & Cook are the ones that are difficult to get that we want to try. The nearest are in bloody Goodge Street! Fancy being Chief Pie Procurement Officer next week?
Indeed. Ritchie of all people should know of a wizened & ancient master pie maker beavering away in a London cellar turning out exquisite hand crafted pies for the discerning connoisseur. None of your āready to wearā factory rubbish with pralines in them.
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You need a company moped
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Postage was strong but sacrifices have been made - Guy / Stu welcome over Tuesday for tasting. Dress code Smoking jackets & clingfilm
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Ā£8 postage,didnāt realise F&M they were based in Nepal
Strong margins FTW
Iāve been be-frozen, be-soaked, be-speared & pecked before being overwhelmed by a frotting show dogā¦
I am hoping F&M pies will deliver sufficient restorative tonic to allow me to school Kurt correctly - Bring the bastard and let him know if thereās any āinterferingā to be done it will be done by me.
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Ffs, havenāt you got any whistles to make?
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